Welcome, Hufflepuffs!
I am your leader and mentor, Narcissa Malfoy. My young child, Draco, and my husband, Lucius, depend on you greatly to take care of me and worship me. I depend on you greatly that you will worship not only me, but Draco and Lucious too. This is our online common room, and no one can get on this site except Malfoyers. There will be pages and pages of fun, most likely torture. In my house, I believe in discipline. And if you do not follow my rules and behave, with a little flick of my wand, you will be three-t'd. Tortured, Tormented, and (no, not or) Threatened. So please, do what I ask. Is that too hard for you to accomplish? I didn't think so. Anyhow, let us get started with all the "fun" in Hufflepuff.